You: *Gasp* Why...it must be for people who are heavy!
Wrong! This is a common misconception. The Fat Kid Club is all about kids who love food, candy, and chocolate cake, which is actually a food group in itself. Everyone knows that there is nothing more delightful in this world than food, and whoever disagrees is a slanderous liar.
Here's what others had to say about Fat Kids...
"Leave your drugs in the chemist's pot if you can heal the patient with food." -Hippocrates
"He was a bold man who first swallowed an oyster." -James I
"Man does not live by bread alone." -Moses
"Let them eat cake." -Marie Antoinette
"A smiling face is half the meal." -Latvian Proverb (Little known fact: 'smiling face' is a Latvian metaphor for cake.)
~The Rules of Fat Kid Club~
1) You don't have to be "fat" to join this club. You only have to enjoy the wonderful delights of food. :D
2) At one point in your Fat Kid life, you had to have eaten raw icing/frosting. (Really, you can't be a Fat Kid if you haven't.)
This community is open to anyone so join us, you know your inner Fat Kid craves to. *Dangles twinkie on a string*