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The Fat Kid Club

We love cake like a fat kid loves cake

Membership:
Open
Posting Access:
All Members , Moderated
What is the Fat Kid Club all about?

You: *Gasp* Why...it must be for people who are heavy!

Wrong! This is a common misconception. The Fat Kid Club is all about kids who love food, candy, and chocolate cake, which is actually a food group in itself. Everyone knows that there is nothing more delightful in this world than food, and whoever disagrees is a slanderous liar.

Here's what others had to say about Fat Kids...

"Leave your drugs in the chemist's pot if you can heal the patient with food."
-Hippocrates

"He was a bold man who first swallowed an oyster."
-James I

"Man does not live by bread alone."
-Moses

"Let them eat cake."
-Marie Antoinette

"A smiling face is half the meal."
-Latvian Proverb
(Little known fact: 'smiling face' is a Latvian metaphor for cake.)


~The Rules of Fat Kid Club~

1) You don't have to be "fat" to join this club. You only have to enjoy the wonderful delights of food. :D

2) At one point in your Fat Kid life, you had to have eaten raw icing/frosting. (Really, you can't be a Fat Kid if you haven't.)

This community is open to anyone so join us, you know your inner Fat Kid craves to. *Dangles twinkie on a string*

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